How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.