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|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...