Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...