A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...