Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...