Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Temperatures and What They Mean
Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...