Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
The results of a study
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How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Sunday School Comedy!
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...