How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...