A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...