How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...