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Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
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May I take your order…
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Barbie and G.I. Joe
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Does it hurt when you do this?
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A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...