What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his…
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...