Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...