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I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
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Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
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A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
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A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
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A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
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Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
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