Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...