Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...