Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...