Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...