Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...