Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…