A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...