Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...