Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...