A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...