Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...