A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...