A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...