The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...