Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
C & W Song Titles!
The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (Yes, Guys, these are REAL.)1) Drop...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia…
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...