Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.