God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Polish Air Disaster
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...