Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...