Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...