Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...