Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
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Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!