George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
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One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...