Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...