Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!