Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
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A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Dinosaurs are talking
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Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
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Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...