Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...