Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...