Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!