A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Some very common traits in two drunks
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Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...