Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...