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An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...