ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
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A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
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Windows 98 hourly tweaks
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Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Physical training job
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Subjects for a date
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