Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...