King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...