Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...