How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
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Tampon
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The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
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Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...