Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Menu Items Translated
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China Indonesian Nazi Goreng...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...