Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...