The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...