Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...