Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law