A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.