The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...