Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...