Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory...
Japan’s quality standard
|This speaks a lot about the Japanese quality standards and also cultural misunderstandings. They’re...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St....
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...