Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....