No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...