Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....