One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
A list of redneck computer terms
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A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...