redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Tribute to the Marines
|A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...