Girlfriend 1.0 software
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Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Quick Ones!
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The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...