What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
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Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...